“Did you hear that some advocacy group is trying to change Santa and make him lose weight? You know, to set a good example for the children.”
“Are you kidding me?”
“Pretty ridiculous, huh?”
“Think of all the chub songs about him like how he is a “jolly, happy soul.”
“Err…actually that song is about Frosty.”
“Close enough.”
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