Bode Funnies: The King of Everything

Bode: The King of Efficiency

“Bode, why do you have a Band-Aid under your nose like that?”

“Because my nose is bleeding.”

“Did you try using a Kleenex?”

“Yes, but I got tired of holding it there so put a Band-Aid on instead.”

Bode: The King of the Insects

My little man loves to play games and we’ve spent plenty of time doing just that over the winter break. We’ve enjoyed Cranium Conga, a fun “guess what I’m thinking?” game that got our whole family acting, sculpting, guesstimating, and picking hilarious words.

And funniest of all was Bode.

One of the questions he had to answer is, “I can run faster than a ______.”

He’s a pretty athletic little dude so we threw out answers like a cat. A dog. A rabbit.

We were struck down on all accounts. His final answer? “I can run faster than an ant.”

Aim high, little one. Aim high.

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