Girl Scouts = Satan?

For all you Mad Dad weight-loss masochists out there, here’s a little road-bump:

Girl Scouts will be knocking down your door with their perky personalities and irresistible wares starting on Saturday. These little temptresses will be bringing you all the regular indulgences, as well as the Cafe Cookie. This crisp cookie has caramelized brown sugar and a hint of cinnamon spice. If you’re gonna cheat, this is the one.

P.S. Do you find it coincidental those little vixens always proselyte after New Year’s when the world is repenting from their holiday gorging?
P.P.S. I’ll buy an extra box for the abstainers and thank my lucky stars for my weight-gain diet….

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