What Not to Say to Your Pregnant, Swollen Wife Part XVII

People think I am exaggerating over my aversion to heat. Well, I’m not. My body has some serious objections to it and it commonly breaks into a heat rash at the first hint of summer. Factor in my pregnancy and my swollen body is like an inferno.

After a 75-degree day recently, I lamented to Jamie how swollen my feet were.

“Honeeeeeeeeeey, look at my poor feet. They look like hobbit’s feet.” Sniff. Sniff.
“No, don’t be silly!”
“Jamie, be honest.”
“OK, they look more like troll’s feet.”

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