As we recently snuggled in bed, Jamie read some instructions for installing an attic fan and I was passed out counting the number of paint screw-ups on the ceiling. Suddenly, Bode grabbed some of Jamie’s paperwork and my child prodigy starting making drool-covered origami.

I looked down and turns out the little guy is bilingual, too; it was the Spanish version.

“I hope that wasn’t important.” Jamie was annoyed.

“It isn’t.”

“How do you know that?”

“It says it right here: Nota Importante.”

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Love is:

Having a dream that your husband decided to become a woman so you decided to become a man, just so you could still be together.

Even though he was a butt-ugly female.

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Despite the fact that the kids are sleeping much better these days, Jamie and I are not. The other night, Jamie was restless and during my deep slumber, he gave me a backrub.

I commented the next day, “That was nice you gave me a backrub.”

“Actually, I gave you three.”

“I think I even reciprocated.”

“Actually, you only gave me two backrubs.”

“Oh really?”

“It wasn’t like I was keeping score. Even though you do owe me one.”

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With five parties (two of which we threw), the construction-zone-that-was-our-yard, church, work and life, I am finally coming up for air. Which is really saying something because I hate to get my face wet.

Haddie’s birthday was fantastic. Well, mostly. She requested a McDonald’s breakfast so I loaded the kids up in the Chariot stroller and decided to make a run for it. Calories burned: 300. Calories consumed: 3,000. Oh yeeeeeeeah.

And then she got stuck in Playland in an area she has scaled 100 times. I’m not sure if she had deviously planned it (because what kid wouldn’t want to make that their home?) but my vow to let her do what she wanted on her birthday ended then and there. Emphatically. Eventually another empathetic mom climbed up to get her just before I signed over guardianship to Ronald.

Later that morning, Haddie hooked up with her bestest friends, Noland and Rowan (pictured with Mom Tina) for a picnic at a cool park complete with a playground, volleyball courts, a fountain, river, pond and a sweet kayak park.

And some public nudity. Because that is what she does with her friends.

And then there was Casa Bonita. I’m pretty shocked with how many of you across the nation commented you have been there. We decided to skip the 50-person blowout bash like we did last year and just celebrated with Jamie’s family. Since it was mostly adults, I brought in our own cake and party supplies. I’m sure the staff loves cheapskates like me but I just didn’t think Uncle Chris would enjoy wearing their pirate patches and birthday hats.

Predictably, Haddie had a blast, got loads of presents and stuffed her face with Casa Bonita’s infamously bad food. I unveiled her Dora cake and we had our fellow diners join in and belt out Happy Birthday.

Moments later, one of the staff members announced they wanted everyone to sing for a kid who had a Bonita-sanctioned birthday. Admittedly, I reveled we had stolen the thunder.

Because I am competitive like that.

Evidently, so was Bode during his first cake-eating contest.

After dinner, I hauled all the presents out to the car while everyone else delved into the numerous activities. As I limped back, I noticed the hoards of people taking pictures in front of the fountain outside. Inwardly, I mocked them for commemorating the ultimate in tackiness.

Until Jamie’s sister Lisa suggested the same thing.

Evidently I am hypocritical like that.

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Memorial Day means different things to different people. Some, like us, will celebrate life and have a BBQ with family and friends. Others will memorialize death and visit grave sites.

My sweet dad was recently diagnosed with cancer and goes in for surgery tomorrow. It seems everyone knows someone, somewhere who is living with its ravages. Many of you know that Jamie is a survivor.

On this day, I would ask you to put in a special thought or prayer for Papa Canuck and anyone you know who is suffering. And for all those fine men and women who are serving this country… and their families who are often caught in the crossfire.

Just take a moment to remember.

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Dearest Hadley,

Happy 3rd birthday! I cannot believe how fast you are growing nor how quickly this year flew by, taking into account that your first year was the longest of my life. But I think I already said that in last year’s birthday letter. And I really am still recovering from it all.

But you have bloomed into a beautiful little girl so full of vigor, independence, fun and excitement. At times, you remind us so much of me until you throw one of your infamous “I can do it myself” tantrums and then it is confirmed.

Even when in the womb, we knew you were going to be feisty. Nine days before my due date, work-stressed Daddy promised you that if you were born the next day, he would buy you a car on your 16th birthday. I don’t know how you did it but you ensured my water broke at 7 a.m. the very next morning and made the deadline by your 11:05 p.m. birth. And if you had your way right now, that car would be pink because that “is the color of girls.”

But you’re not a girly-girl. Sure you love to play dress-up and think there must be something wrong with those friends who do not want to change their clothes 10 times a day. But you also love to get dirty and come back from our regular hikes even more sullied than those woosy boys. This is after you blew them away on the trail. You may get filthy but you’re fast. And you even throw in a few side bouldering expeditions just to rub their inadequacies in their faces–another trait you have obtained from your proud mama.

In addition to hiking, you recently took swimming lessons where you finally learned you were not going to die if you put your head under the water. At least not immediately. This summer, you will take gymnastics followed by dance in the fall, thereby proving that someone in this family besides your father actually has rhythm.

Even though you are dying to play soccer, we will wait to enroll you until next spring. Y’see, you have a little sharing problem and it’s not what one would think. Since baby Bode was born, we have constantly drilled you to share. Of course, you try to ignore our wise counsel most of the time because this is not a communist society. The only time when it becomes of the utmost importance is when we are teaching you to play soccer and you accusingly explode that we are not sharing. And your father and I just don’t think that would go over too well on the playing field.

Your biggest fan is Bode and you can make him laugh like no one else. He loves to come wake you up to snuggle and then play with your beloved Thomas the Trainset with you. And for the most part, you adore him back. Sure you occasionally push him over during his attempts to stand because “that is how he is going to learn.” And never mind those times you drag him away by the jugular after he tries to sneak up the stairs. You are, after all, saving his life.

You are surrounded by people who love you and if you had your way, you’d probably divide your time up between your grandparent’s houses. We live in a fantastic neighborhood and you are blessed to have many friends with whom you play everyday. Friends with toys. Lots of cool toys. You are learning at a very young age that sometimes superficiality can be beneficial, especially if it snags you a ride on your neighbor Gabe’s sweet Quad.

You will start preschool in the fall and though I admittedly look forward to a two-day reprieve from my little Hurricane, I am also cognizant how quiet and lonely our house will be. You fill it with such laughter, energy and love. And destruction. You are, after all, labeled as a natural disaster. In the nicest possible way, of course.

We will celebrate your birthday tomorrow at Casa Bonita, your favorite place on earth because of the sundry of activities and half-naked men cliff divers. Your birthday presents include your wooden playset and an Elmo bike.

Grandma and Grandpa B. generously pitched in for the swing and also sent you $6 whole dollar bills. You immediately announced you wanted to go to our favorite store on earth–Target. I wondered what you would spend it on: Cookies? Candy? A Garmin eTrex Vista Cx GPS?

But then you announced clothes. And it was confirmed that maybe you aren’t much like me.

And we thereby won’t need to send you to therapy after all.

Happy Birthday!

Love,
Mommy

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Is anyone else having a stressed-out week?

I’m barely treading water these days. It isn’t bad enough that we’re in the middle of this landscape monstrosity but we are throwing a Memorial Day party so we have a deadline. On top of that, we have to buy gifts and attend three birthday parties this week, one of which is Hadley’s. Evidently, August is The Month to Conceive. Nothing like summer lovin’.

On another note, I recently gutted Hadley’s closet of all her outgrown clothes with the intent to donate them to a local children-in-crisis organization. I was thrilled when my friend generously offered to pitch in items that had not sold at her garage sale. In all, we must have had more than 100 pieces of clothing.

Well, the organization never came to pick them up so this gargantuan box sat on our porch. And sat. And sat. I didn’t know what to do because I wanted to ensure the clothes went to someone in need. Plus, that box was really big.

Fast-forward to last weekend. Jamie and I hired a hard-working friend who is out of work to help with the yard. To make his situation even more stressful, he is the father of four boys and his sweet wife is pregnant. While we worked, I asked him if they knew what they were having. Ecstatic, he replied they had just found out they were finally having a little girl.

A light bulb went off as I thought about that box that had been sitting. And sitting. I offered it to him and he gratefully took it. I was on Cloud 9 the rest of the day.

Later, I told Jamie about how perfectly it had worked out.

“You know, I think I was really inspired to hold off on moving that box.”

“Either that or lazy,” he joked.

“I like my explanation better.”

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Love Is:

While you are at work in your air-conditioned office, asking your busy wife to haul about 500 pounds of dug-up sod down the ditch, up over the hill and then hoist it over the fence into the empty lot…

…and thoughtfully covering up the sod with a tarp during a rainstorm so your sweet wife does not have to haul 1,000 pounds of mud.

(Thanks Honey but flowers will do next time.)


Requited Love Is:

A busy wife who hauls about 500 pounds of dug-up sod, nearly breaks her back throwing it over the fence and loses control of the wheelbarrow on the way down and runs over a few of her hubby’s prized plants….

….as an eternal reminder of their love.

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