Why Jamie (in a rare chauvanistic moment) is now minus one essential body part

During President Bush’s national address on Monday, Jamie and I got into a discussion about immigration issues.

“Doesn’t your Permanent Resident Card expire in a couple of years? Maybe you should renew it now. There’s no telling if there’s another 9/11 what will happen to foreigners if things get a bit crazy again.”

“I don’t think it expires until 2009 so I’m safe for a while. Plus, I have an American husband and daughter. Why? Are you trying to force me out?”

“Au contraire, Amber. I’m trying to keep you in! I mean, who else is going to do my dishes when you’re gone?”

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