Jamie’s definition of “Snow Day”

Jamie’s flight tonight has been canceled, which means he will not make it to Calgary until late Monday afternoon due to the utter chaos at the Denver airport. Being husband-less on Christmas sucks beyond words but almost as bad is he’s also transporting all the presents.

He was snowed in yesterday and allegedly worked from home. I called later that evening to ensure he’d survived his day but I couldn’t reach him for a few hours. And then I remembered: it was the BYU football game and he wasn’t able to watch it on our satellite because I was recording something else.

I called his father.

“Duane, get my husband on the phone.”
“Who, Jamie? Oh, he’s not here.”
“You lie about as well as Haddie when she claims she doesn’t have a poopy diaper, yet the stench runneth over. I can hear the game in the background. Get him on the phone.”

[Reluctantly hands the phone over, commiserating that their cover had been blown.]

“Jamie, I’ve been worried sick about you! What on earth are you doing leaving the house in these kinds of conditions? It’s supposed to be a snow day!!!!!!”

“Honey, don’t you know? It’s a snow day from work, not football….”

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