Introducing the newest member of our family!

This is the most important week of a pumpkin grower’s life:

Pumpkin se*x.

Yep, folks it’s pollination time. Jamie forced me to plan our summer travels around this two-week period.

Not familiar with how a pumpkin is pollinated?

Well, when a boy flower loves a girl flower….

I only wish I was joking.

When it’s time to give our kids the “Birds and the bees” talk, we’ll talk about pumpkin loooove.

From here on out, the growing season actually gets fun and pretty soon the pumpkin will start packing on 30 lbs per day. Tune into Jamie’s blog Denver Pumpkins for the updates. I will periodically post about it here as well.

Because what’s the point of being married to a man obsessed with growing The Great Pumpkin if you can’t mock him about it.

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