What husbands should NOT call and say after a basketball game when they have a previous heart condition

“Excuse me, but can you tell me where Lutheran Hospital is?”
[Panicked] “You’re kidding me, right? Is your heart OK?”
“Actually, I broke my arm.”
“Are you serious?”
“No. Hah Hah Hah. I’m just calling to tell you we won the game. Hah hah hah hah hah.”

And the guy is wondering why he is getting tough love over his alleged bruised rib he acquired at the game.

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